Witty Sayings

I have always been attracted to witty sayings...phrases that make you think! I will give you a few with the authors (if I know them!) I don't claim ownership of any of these. Please send me your favorites!

Lie low and peep high!
Homer Morris for those times when trouble comes.

Get all you can and can all you get.
Homer Morris

They will go with you where the bears are.
Homer Morris describing friends through thick or thin.

Never play "chicken" with someone who has less to lose than you do.
Never send a girl to do a man's job.
Books are your friends.
Always be thinking.
Joe Crocker

Never wrestle with a pig. Both of you will get nasty, but the pig likes it. John McCain

Be sincere. Be brief. Be seated. FDR

A long road to a little house. Kenny Thompson

You can observe a lot by watching.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
The future ain't what it used to be.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra

Never go to a gun fight with a knife. Jon Harper

Feeling like a ground floor tenant in a two-story outhouse.

Torture like going into a lion's den wearing pork-chop britches.
Kenny Thompson

Never argue with a fool...a passerby may not know which one is the fool! Richard Munn

Behind every successful man is a supportive wife...and a surprised mother-in-law!

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

The ablest man I ever met is the man you think you are.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the cornfield.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
Abraham Lincoln

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Golda Meir

All men are equal before fish; fish make no distinction between presidents and garbage collectors.
Herbert Hoover